PostgreSQL Syntax is a Mystery Only Exceeded by its Power

I just ran across this rather powerful PostgreSQL example statement from the manual. It reads

Increment the sales count of the salesperson who manages the account for Acme Corporation, and record the whole updated row along with current time in a log table:

WITH upd AS (
  UPDATE employees 
  SET sales_count = sales_count + 1 
  WHERE id = (
    SELECT sales_person 
    FROM accounts 
    WHERE name = 'Acme Corporation'
  )
  RETURNING *
)
INSERT INTO employees_log 
SELECT *, current_timestamp 
FROM upd;

This database keeps amazing me. A single statement allows for updating one table, taking the updated record(s) including all generated values as input for an insert into another table. But at the same time, PostgreSQL does not yet implement the SQL:2003 MERGE statement.

Crazy database…

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